The Girl with the Goalden Boot

Friday, January 21, 2005

 

ten things you don't know about women
by Maura Tierney
Esquire, February 2005

1. We love that the 1996 presidential nominees of both parties are now the househusbands of U.S. senators.
2. It doesn't always bother us when you leave the seat up. It's a nice reminder that there's a man in the house.
3. Loud noises don't necessarily mean we're enjoying it.
4. Desperate Housewives is payback for the glass ceiling.
5. We don't want to say we told you so, but if women were priests, the Catholic Church would still have some cash in the bank.
6. We are less afraid of aging than of you watching us age.
7. It's every twenty-eight days.
8. It's virtually impossible to look good when the only thing you're wearing is a pair of black stilettos. And quite frankly, we just don't understand this fetish.
9. We know you steal our hair products. And that's okay.
10. We almost always know when you're full of shit.

Lola Nadal 2:04 AM